Smelly cat, smelly cat, what are they feeding you? Everybody.

Smelly cat, smelly cat

It’s not your fault.

They won’t take you to the vet.

You’re obviously not their favorite pet.

It may not be a bed of roses.

And you’re no friend to those with noses.

Uh, Ross, those are the only lines we have, sorry.

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immortalitea:

cba with all of this drama any more, grow up. 

his pledge to her:

i will kill the spiders. i will share my fries with you when you’ve finished all yours and are still hungry. i won’t ever pop my collar.  i will never be rude to your tummy- when i hear it growl and gurgle, i promise to bend down and reply respectfully. i will eat the mushrooms when we order the supreme pizza. i will kiss the papercuts. and the door-slammed finger. and the counter-bumped hip. i’ll try my hardest not to get annoyed when you whisper questions and comments during movies. i will be the big spoon. i will let you win at wrestling. sometimes. other times i will not. i will go faster. harder. i will pull when you want. and tease you when you don’t. i will send you random texts and leave you silly gifts. not always. not on schedule. just whenever i want to. whenever i think you need one. or seven. i will check your tire pressure. and remind you to take your car in. i will hold your hand. i will love you. i will love you. i will love you.

fuckyeahfriends:

Chandler: “Once I was a wooden boy, a little wooden boy!”

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essencedivided:

feeny-:

It is not bad to be a feminist. A feminist isn’t automatically a radical activist. A feminist is someone, gender irrelevant, who believes in equality for women.

Don’t shy away from being a feminist. Just own it.

@anniereed… this reminded me of you. THANKS FOR THE ENLIGHTENMENT. 

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ohsuckmeoff:

Sick of being the first one to make the effort, or to make the conversation, if you care enough you’ll do it.